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Jan. 12th, 2007 | 02:20 pm
posted by: redhipple in lame_honesty

I tell people I'm allergic to lettuce sometimes but I really don't eat it because I think it tastes like dirt. At least if people think I break out in hives they don't laugh at me.

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thebarkingdog

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from: thebarkingdog
date: Jan. 12th, 2007 08:29 pm (UTC)
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It's ok to say, "I don't like lettuce." I doubt people will laugh at you.

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Amber Hipple

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from: redhipple
date: Jan. 12th, 2007 09:23 pm (UTC)
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Hmm, its actually not the fact the I don't like lettuce that gets the laughs, its the reason why I don't like it. You would be surprised the number of people who give me hell about the way I describe the taste.

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from: soul_full
date: Jan. 12th, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC)
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what? lettuce is the best, have you tried different types.

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Amber Hipple

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from: redhipple
date: Jan. 12th, 2007 10:28 pm (UTC)
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Romaine and iceberg.

I'm not sure what other types there are besides those. But the smell isn't appetizing and the taste parrellels that I've noticed. And this is exactly my point. People think its funny and absolutely amazing that I don't like lettuce.

Its not a huge deal, but damn if it doesn't get tiresome.

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from: soul_full
date: Jan. 12th, 2007 10:36 pm (UTC)
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There is always cabbage :)

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Amber Hipple

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from: redhipple
date: Jan. 13th, 2007 12:20 am (UTC)
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Now cabbage I'll eat

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from: soul_full
date: Jan. 13th, 2007 06:55 am (UTC)
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Yeah but would you smoke it :)


incase it's a regional thing, cabbage her means the crap bit of the dope plants, mostly turned into oil. :)

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Amber Hipple

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from: redhipple
date: Jan. 13th, 2007 03:21 pm (UTC)
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Hmm, stems and seeds? Er, I'll stick to tobacco. And coleslaw.

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